Several times this year the bathroom in my school has had a smell so grotesque that I instantly imagine Dirty Bitch Tracking Elephants finding the smell offender and trampeling them to a bloody death.
Filling the entire room is a distinct smell of rotting fish with just a touch of strawberry. I think it is that hint of sweetness which plunges me into the madness even further. The dirty bitches hovering over the land with legs spread wide gassing their stink about. Sick. Kind of like when the Nazi's tried to trick all those people into "taking a shower", these nasty girls try to trick us with some sweet scented perfume lie. And I know they are just walking around with heads held high thinking nobody knows.
This must not continue. So, I've come up with a good plan. Upon registering for classes every girl will be given a smell examination. If you turn out to be a dirty bitch a micro chip will be implanted in your neck, and when you attempt to enter the normal bathroom an alarm will go off and dogs will attack you.
Dirty bitches will have their own bathroom, which they can only get to after going through a series of mazes, and rotting fish will be hurled at their heads by fat men with no teeth and oozing wounds. Sometimes these men even shoot the puss from the wounds so hard and fast that it lands right in your screaming mouth. Better keep clean next time huh?
Ok. I feel better now. Now I can return to my normal "foolish" daydreams.
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