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girlsetsfire
girlsetsfire
bitches get cookies.
Nothing really seems to make absolute sense. You may think it does for a second. You may focus on that second of "knowing" what is true and real so hard that you soil your panties and believe with most intense of hearts that "yes...the case has been solved. i will rest my bones upon this cookie pan of all knowledge. who wants one of my precious cookies?". But if you pause after this second of condemned "knowing", and continue further, looking for more clues, you will find you were wrong, and that you have no idea what the hell is going on.

Is this exciting? Mhmm. Will it make the little people in your universe scream "unfair! unfair!?" Yes. And will the little people be wearing tutu's while spitting poisonous jelly beans from their pasty dry lips as they chant their disgust? Of course they will. There is a time to go completely mad in this world, and the time is now. It is during this madness, that you find magical doors just begging to be opened. But, their voices are silent. Don't fret! [you can feeeeel them].

Someday everything will all make sense.

Or it wont.

What are you going to do about it?

I don't care so much what is truely true. I make my own truth[which may not be truth at all. so what?]. [I like it! It's fun!]. I fuck my world up on a daily basis. And that's just fine by me.


In more boring news, I am on a weight-loss adventure. This is a picture from a couple days ago. You will all be with me on this adventure. If you pretend that it's exciting, I will make you cupcakes. If you don't like cupcakes, then you get nothing. I'm so sorry.

Current Mood: curious curious

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Comments
nolegs From: nolegs Date: March 8th, 2004 10:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
What are you gone lose weight for, chile? That only means less Emma and more vacuous space. If you take into account the universe constantly expanding then in comparison to that you're getting smaller every day.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Good point Nolegs, sir!
Well, I guess the universe will think I'm pretty hot then.
We are all anorexic in the eyes of a star.
statikcat From: statikcat Date: March 8th, 2004 10:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
wee!
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

DER, Kyle, DER DER DER!
From: orcho5000 Date: March 8th, 2004 10:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ummm... I want a cookie.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ok, one cookie on the rocks for Louis.
From: electricsinboy Date: March 8th, 2004 11:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
cupcakes! yummy! but i too am on the road to a deisel body so i can pucnh out all the demon mice in my apartment. no cupcakes for me.
(sob)
it gets clear after you do a chin-up out the muck and mire of everyday life and see the maze. then everything DOES follow a pattern of concentric riddles spanning outward with simple solutions at the glossary at the back of the book. don't pay attention to the childish cartoons other student have scrawled in the textbook. just lower yourself off the chin up bar and check for the answers.
then comes the universe's curve ball. it was watching you peek at the crib notes, it knows you are cheating. so it hustles around rewriting everything. and the universe doesn't laugh, it just wags it's crooked finger at another one of the bad little schoolkids and goes back to being all Robert Smith-y mysterious.
and the Devil and God go back to their pool game while Jesus tends the bar. Jesus keeps an aluminum bat back there just in case Kali or Cthulu get rowdy. But Buddah, he's the best. He just sits on his bar stool and tries to chat up all the Driads and Nymphs that come in for ladies night. For a chubby dude, he gets alot of play...
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't have anything to say to you sir.
You always leave me just wanting to give you a big hug.
From: electricsinboy Date: March 8th, 2004 11:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh yeah, one more thing... when are you getting up to NYC?
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
As soon as I get a jog, and some money.

Or once I start selling stuff on ebay.
The ebay thing is probably more realistic than the job thing. :)

I imagine this summer will be good for a trip for drunken scrabble, and picking each others brains.
From: electricsinboy Date: March 11th, 2004 05:32 am (UTC) (Link)
ah summer in new york... you can really smell the bumfarts and dog pee that time of year.
i have a comfy couch you are welcome to crash on over the mostest yummy pizza in all of brooklyn!
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
and noses! [if yah aunt to]
spilltheblood From: spilltheblood Date: March 9th, 2004 03:42 am (UTC) (Link)
you know, you have a way with words that i can't even compare! that's good though ;)

i'm 'excited' lol.. where's my cupcakes!!!!

and i don't think you look like you need to lose any weight. boney girls are just not attractive ;) i need to lose weight though.. like 200 lbs, or 80 or something, fuck i dunno. lol

i'll be supportive if you ever need it. :)

g'night.
From: electricsinboy Date: March 9th, 2004 04:08 am (UTC) (Link)
maiden icon = you get added as a friend of mine
spilltheblood From: spilltheblood Date: March 9th, 2004 02:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
added back ;)
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
well just about 15 or 20 pounds for me. just excess garbage you know.

and you can have as many cupcakes as you want! i make excellent cupcakes. but you might think you are in heaven and your body will be tricked and die. :(

thank you for your words. it means a lot. sometimes it seems like nobody is around when you need them. like you send out some alarm that sends them screaming and shouting all the way to the hills. but they were just sitting next to you, were they not? boy, they sure are fast!
deadgirl1307 From: deadgirl1307 Date: March 9th, 2004 04:07 am (UTC) (Link)
your the sexy. i don't know why you think you need to lose weight. maybe reading to many magazines. i hate the bitches in there. too skinny. grrr. yay!! make me cupcakes!!! i love them little buggers
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
thank you sugah pie!

and no, no, i don't want to be skinny. i just want to lose maybe 15 or 20 pounds. tone up. get rid of the sludge.

and baby, i'll make you cupcakes anyday. and then i'll tell you a really funny joke while you are eating them, and you will spit bits and pieces of heavenly cupcakes all over my face. and that will make me mad, so i'll kick you in the shins. and then we will laugh, and eat more cupcakes. it's going to be beaautiful. :)
theblitzkid From: theblitzkid Date: March 9th, 2004 05:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Does it matter if things make sense or not? All I know is I can't wait for when the world ends and I'm the only person left on this planet (or so I think) and I stumble on fifty foot women who want to pamper me.

You are a very sexy lady.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
I hope that happens. YOU are a very sexy lady. Maybe I will be one of the fifty foot women. Mmmm. meeow.
theblitzkid From: theblitzkid Date: March 11th, 2004 12:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'll hold you to that promise you just made even though you didn't promise anything because you see I am insane and I will finish this rather long sentence with two last words: Hold me like I've never been holded.

>_<
lanky_bastard From: lanky_bastard Date: March 9th, 2004 06:11 am (UTC) (Link)
No knowledge cookies
The snack we wish existed
Would just burn our tongues
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Haha. That one is adorable. [one of my favorites so far] Wait. Boys don't like it when you refer to them as adorable. What i mean is, that haiku is drop dead sexy, and MANLY! The biggest I've ever seen!

oh simon, you fill my heart and brain.
lanky_bastard From: lanky_bastard Date: March 11th, 2004 05:16 am (UTC) (Link)
[ego/penis swells]
misanthropegirl From: misanthropegirl Date: March 9th, 2004 06:49 am (UTC) (Link)
Don't lose weight! Drop something else off, like your heart or your elbows, but not weight!
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Haha. I really just want to tone up, and lose 15 or 20 pounds. Not too much.

Emily <3's Emily!
fallennothing From: fallennothing Date: March 9th, 2004 06:53 am (UTC) (Link)
I want a cupcake. And i still thing your dead sexy
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
What about a pupcake? If you like dogs, you will love this tasty treat!

p.s. i'm glad you still thing i'm dead sexy! weirdo. :)
fallennothing From: fallennothing Date: March 10th, 2004 07:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
that i do my dear. and pupcakes sound tasty

ps i miss you
doublespeak From: doublespeak Date: March 9th, 2004 09:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Mmm my favorite kind of cupcake is yellow cake & chocolate icing!

Maybe you'd rather just lift some weights rather than dieting - dieting is such a bore! Go to a garage sale and pick up some 5 lb weights for a few bucks and lift them when yr in front of the television.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mm, those are good! My being is tingling just thinking about it. Sprinkles make me happy as well.

And yes I agree. Dieting shmieting. Excersize is the way to go.
shehateslove From: shehateslove Date: March 9th, 2004 01:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
You, silly girl, are lovely just as you are.
I want a cupcake! But only if I get to eat it with you...
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
yesss. someday we will eat cupcakes in perfect bliss. what if we died being too excited eating our amazing cupcakes.

and then we got to heaven and everyone was eating cupcakes like wild dogs. and we had to join them for eternity. hmmm...
shehateslove From: shehateslove Date: March 11th, 2004 07:17 am (UTC) (Link)
I think I would be fine with that. I've always pictured heaven full of baked goods.
yobachi2003 From: yobachi2003 Date: March 9th, 2004 02:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
If I may, as a stranger you don't know, and who's opinion I'm sure means nothing to you; I don' think you so much need to lose weight, as you need to add muscle tone. Maybe a few more pounds, but not really.

I'd suggest aerobic work out(and I don't necessarily mean Jane Fonda tapes, it could be running, tybo, whatever) and resistance training. You could use resistance or hydraulic machines or buy some relatively cheap resistance bands. Weight train works too, but it's not necessarily for everybody. And if you're a newbie to it, and don't have the muscle base already to work from it could be a long encumbering road.


p.s. you're journal was recommended to me by lafleuve(I don't know, probably to freak me out) and I've been reading off and on for a while. If you think I'm at all interesting feel free to add me, and come by and post anytime. I actually post for the dialogue, not just to hear myself speak(sorta speak) so you're definitely welcome to.

girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you very much. Your opinion does mean something. I like opinions! :) I like YOU too. All is well. Amen.
chuteboxe From: chuteboxe Date: March 9th, 2004 02:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lovely Emmily,I agree. If there is no fairness, there can be no unfairness. Make your own destiny, make your own truths, and if that fails, make your own solution. However, I will gladly except your cupcakes. You shimmer and shine, and i hope your cupcakes do the same.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you Edward. Thank you because you always know how to make me smile.
chuteboxe From: chuteboxe Date: March 11th, 2004 08:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
And I smile when you smile. Thats a rare thing you know.
xshaunxctx From: xshaunxctx Date: March 10th, 2004 04:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Sign on.
I miss talking.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
my computer has been really stupid lately. i can't get on aim for some reason. maybe I'M stupid. Either way, fuck!
xshaunxctx From: xshaunxctx Date: March 10th, 2004 06:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
What if I gave you/you gave me my/your phone number? I wanted to talk with you about something.
deepcrotch From: deepcrotch Date: March 10th, 2004 10:28 am (UTC) (Link)

Fear not sweet child

Can i eat you instead? Im sure you would put the cupcakes to shame.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: March 10th, 2004 05:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Fear not sweet child

Aw, cuteness. Eat my cupcakes babbby. Eat them raw and naked. Reower.

Also, I've been meaning to ask you...do you know someone who has the screen name kittyprrridegirl? I mean I imagine you do, duh. Anyway, they messaged me and pretended they were you and said "my girlfriend is such a bitch" and after i said "why" they said "just kidding. this isn't her. bye". it was pretty silly and hilarious.
deepcrotch From: deepcrotch Date: March 11th, 2004 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Fear not sweet child

yEAH thats my jealous girlfriend. She always knows how to make quite the impression.I guess arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand and dont think "she" is my alter ego either lol
timeiswasting From: timeiswasting Date: March 10th, 2004 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
dont get icing on the scrabble board,
we might have to get roudy

please cheer me up my cat is sick
jetblackcoverup From: jetblackcoverup Date: March 11th, 2004 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
emma, you are beautiful! and i your entries are very interesting, i like them alot. i like what you have to say. we should hang out sometime. im caleb by the way.
twodosia From: twodosia Date: March 13th, 2004 12:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow. I must add you, your entries are really interesting and I love your style.
From: optionnihil Date: March 16th, 2004 08:57 am (UTC) (Link)
happy birthday baby. xo.
49 human choked on their own vomit and died || ...but i love you