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My universe thinks your universe has nice shoes. - Satanic Panic in the Attic
girlsetsfire
girlsetsfire
My universe thinks your universe has nice shoes.
So, for those of you who didn't know, my brains' universe likes to throw pool parties, damn, like 23 hours a day. I know you are probably thinking "POOL PARTY! SWEET, DU-UDE!". But you see, everyone is so busy making out all the time, that they completely miss the attack spaceships invading the land.

Goodness me, they are filled with most grotesque species you could ever imagine! Short, dumpy little creatures, with oozing wounds, and smelly head openings. I dare not call them mouths. What is a mouth without eyes? And, no, they have no eyes! They come, with little passion, yet great determination. Determination to fuck your universe up. But they are simply metal and puss. They say passion is for dummies, because they know no other way of life. They come from the universe known only as "reality". But what does that mean? Reality? Well under definition it reads "boring and stupid. come to our world". What? Yeah, really, come on now. Like I realllly want to come visit your theme park. But you know they invade our universes every day. There is NO stopping them. Foul beasts!

Oh, but my point is, not so long ago I fucked up my car. The pool party was in full effect. The action was hot, and then those disgusting reality monsters...they DID come forth, in full speed. Or should I say, my brain forgot that gas pedal does NOT equal brake pedal? Yes, it's true. Pool party, finished! Everyone was screaming, and we didn't know why. Two universes combined and exploded that day. Intense! My family thought it was funny, and "oh stupid little emily". What? Didn't they see the attackers? It wasn't me! I did nothing. Or maybe you are one of THEM!? No, no! I won't even fathom such a dirty thought. Shame on me.

So, here are some pictures from christmas. They look boring enough, but I swear things are happening that you just DON'T know. Let me tell you.


from left to right!-sisters boyfriend(#1), sister(#2), me(#3). What you see may be what you think you see. But all you really see are expressions and flesh, which may not really explain what is happening, when doors are closed! You have before you 3 separate universes, can you guess what is REALLY going on? Universe #1-The creatures in this land are of great importance. With spiny heads and squishy bodies, they frolic through tulips, but carry knives in their spit. This universe is having a tea party in the basement of hell. DERR. Hey, what's that smell? Universe #2- "TEEHEE-TEEHEE" says this universes face. What we aren't aware of is that she actually just pooped her panties, and teehee-teeheee, it tickles! :( Universe #3-The security guard, says this universe is under lockdown. Even he doesn't know what the hell is going on. All I remember is the feeling that an explosion was going to happen at any moment.





My christmas present, from mama and papa. What could it be? My sister still feels all tickly in her bottoms, and we just now find out that Evan is smiling because he's always loved the sweet smell of poo. Precious moments!

DERRR, it's a hubcap, DERRR. Nothing amusing about this picture because... Shortly after it was taken, we were all attacked by a fake-nailed demon monster. We all died painfully. I'm writing to you now from beyyooond theee gravvve [scary piano music].


But, I came back for a minute to spend time with my sweet friend Tarah. Hooray! Champagne fell from the sky. Then I went back to the grave. The end.

You tell bad stories. Magnificant! Great job on stupidness! Yay! Awesome! Gold star! Ok, I kind of feel like punching a throat now. Any volunteers? Hey, you in the back, come onnnn down. :)




p.s. Jesse (wrdvirus1) is dead, and the headquarters, here in my universe, are more than devastated. Yet, we can't help but create magical stories about what may be happening, that is just not known to human brains. And maybe you were only known to me through our conversations as words on a screen, and pictures squeezed into tiny boxes inside of other tiny boxes, but know it was as real as anything. You can't argue what is real. And I bet you know less about your best friend than you think. For now, our universes remain side by side. They are not making love. Maybe they never will. But, oh, how I love to pretend. It's all relevant in a world, where nothing can be proven. Fun!

Current Mood: spaced-exhausted-what?
Current Music: Cranes-Everywhere

47 human choked on their own vomit and died || ...but i love you
Comments
powersparkles From: powersparkles Date: February 2nd, 2004 07:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
i didn't know you liked the cranes. they're one of my favorite bands ever. shining road? beautiful friend? jewel? and their strange album that's like one big french monologue.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 2nd, 2004 07:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

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i've just started listening to them. beautiful stuff. we need to hang out soon. seems like 14 years ago...
powersparkles From: powersparkles Date: February 2nd, 2004 08:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

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yeah, sorry i haven't been on aim. my computer decided take a vacation into virus land, and it hasn't come back yet. do you still have my number? getting phone calls makes me happy.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 2nd, 2004 08:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

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yes. i guess i will be making you happy soon, then. and happy dave makes everyone happy. go team! :)
From: xjanextreasonx Date: February 2nd, 2004 07:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
<3

you are sooo pretty!

will you be my valentine!

looking at you makes me blush

girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 2nd, 2004 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

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wouldn't your boyfriend get mad? psssh who cares. we are love. yes! ;)

don't blush, get off the phone, and into some jelly beans with me babbby! we talked about this before miss.

so, really if we were valentines, and we could do anything we wanted, would their be jelly spitting kittens involved? Because, I think there definitely should be.

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girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 2nd, 2004 07:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

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"you're freaking adorable", says the freaking adorable.

[blush blush blush]
:)
theblitzkid From: theblitzkid Date: February 2nd, 2004 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Let's go steady!
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 2nd, 2004 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

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"Let's go steady", said Belle to Emma. The words danced in the air, spit down grenades of happiness, and the two girls exploded just like THAT! The world, indeed, was just as amazing as as she thought. Yay!
le_beaux_peep From: le_beaux_peep Date: February 2nd, 2004 08:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
let the pool party never end!!!
this universe needs more mai tais!
have the boy with the towel bring my universe one of em, make it strong. ooh ooh, and a ciggy and a kiss.

it's good to have you back ♥
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 2nd, 2004 08:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

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"have the boy with the towel bring my universe one of em, make it strong. ooh ooh, and a ciggy and a kiss."

Awww, i definitely imagined all that happening to you, and it made me tingly and oh, a smile did appear for several seconds. You should have seen the picture inside me. The lighting was perfect. Maybe someday it will come true, and you will.

p.s. thank you. it's good to be here.
From: electricsinboy Date: February 2nd, 2004 08:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
missed you!
the zombies around my apartment HATE when you leave this whole internet thingy for long periods of time. they really get ornry!
one threw his intestines through my tv. now it's stuck on this gross channel that smells like rotten eggs. all that channel ever shows is oozing. BORING!
but now you're back... and i'm walking away for a few weeks... maybe i'll send the zombies to find you so they can be happy. you can tell 'em stories and make them peanut butter and brain sandwichs. they'd like that.
hopefully i'll come back to NYC from FLA and find some new updates about yer crazy life... if the zombies don't eat my computer.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 2nd, 2004 08:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

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HAHA! I hope all that really happened, and will happen, because it's seriously amazing. Damn, I've missed you. Whew, I feel better now. Thank you.

I will write you stories while you are away. Be ready to have some for me when you get back. :)
From: electricsinboy Date: February 4th, 2004 02:33 am (UTC) (Link)

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aye aye, boss. i'll have oodles of good stories when i roll back into town.

and don't go disappearing on me again! at least not until i kick you bloody in a scrabble death match!
From: girlfiction Date: February 2nd, 2004 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
i miss you like...SUPER ALOT.[or: i miss you like i can no longer use proper grammar]
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Hah, you are so cute. I've missed you too. I wonder whats going on in your life...
From: jo3 Date: February 2nd, 2004 08:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
i'm sorry to hear about your friend.

peppy's crew re-pra-zent.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Thank you.

And yeah Peppys crew hasn't been doing much re-pra-zenting much lately. The coffee is sad.
From: xheartfallx Date: February 2nd, 2004 09:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
THATS ME!!!!
omg! rofl! lmao!
<333333333333
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

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I can't wait to be wishy-washy with you soon. <3
From: nerveglue Date: February 2nd, 2004 10:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

stupid aliens.....HEY!

emily-girl,

The aliens, are old fashioned diet programs...given a body and a terrible hatred for water based fun. Maybe theyre crashing the pool parties , because they never helped anyone fit into a thong, and they feel like failures. Im sure if you gave them a gentle heart to heart over some liptons iced tea, they'll relax and not piss on your party.

aliens are the diet schemes from the 80's.
(Tv is their jesus, it gives them a soul...and chocolate.)

(which im dying to have some of. Because its made from the bark of the tree the keebler elves live in.)

They live in an unbelieveable reality...OH so different from ours...

Eyes in their mouths, huh?

Cause they have to watch what they eat.
(get it?)


let the pool parties rage WITH moral descretion of course. Remember...when little jenny jackass takes off her bathing suit, its time to cut her off from the "hawaiian punch".

she's a hyper-hypo.


The funny part about it all, my parents got me the same freaking hubcap.
*shakes head*

Its hanging just above my collection of "my pet monster" dolls. which sometimes makes funny sounds.

you can punch my throat, but i want my gold star BEFORE you hit me.
just to make it worth it.



My universe's kind of do the same around x-mas time...

Only there usually isnt any pictures to document the RARE occasion of interaction.



thanks for sharing the pics.

our hubcaps should mate, so they can make little training wheels.



Im trying to think if iver ever met you.Its Kind of possible.
Indianapolis runs in VERY small circles.
6 degrees of seperation and all that jazz.



take care

-matt

You ever listen to Sigur Ros?
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Dear Matt,

Your universe sounds like it needs to come over to my universe and play pool volleyball. It would be amazing. Bring the hubcap! We can play frisby and slice off the heads of the pool attendees we think are stupid. Especially if they are the reality monsters in disquise of something magical. That would just, really make me mad.

I've only heard two Sigur Ros songs. Maybe I should hear more? Hm.

And hm, again, I don't know, maybe we have met one another before and something weird happened and we don't even remember. Let's investigate.
From: nerveglue Date: February 3rd, 2004 10:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Dearest

Email me a time and a place.
and ill happily bring my snorkel.

(or message me on AIM...whatevers clever.)


You do remind me of someone i met a long LONG time ago. I met this person on the corner of Illinois and Washington. We talked about Nietzsche.
No names were exchanged, just a random conversation.

I seriously dont think it was you though.



eagerly waiting,

-matt

chuteboxe From: chuteboxe Date: February 3rd, 2004 12:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Am I invited? I can get really funny drunk.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Invited? You were there last night. Perhaps you lost your mind in dreams. Maybe next time you will remember. Hah. ;)
pulsewidth From: pulsewidth Date: February 3rd, 2004 02:13 am (UTC) (Link)
it's kind of like being a fun loving robot walking down the street, trying to stick to your routine, when out of nowhere you come across an eyeball sitting in the gutter. it throws your programming off and you're sent to a "processing station" by local robot control authorities because you've now been accused of murder. Now you're on trial for a crime you didn't commit only because hydraulic fluid from your leaky finger joint got all over the eyeball (since you put off getting that checked the week before) and they're threatening to shut you down and sell your parts for scrap. your lawyer then shows up to the trial drunk on cheap whiskey and smelling like a smoke bomb of epic proportions only to make the judge vomit all over his robe and get you thrown into robojail for a life sentence. after a year or so, you get a retrial and luckily they remember that you were made so you can recover the video feed from your head from that time of the murder and notice that you were at the grocery store, getting more oil and beer because your friends came over the night before and drank it all.

what's with your friends anyway? they always come over and eat all of your bolts and drink your coolant as if it were in their programming like some big fat consumerbot. anyways, i'm getting side tracked here.

well fortunately, you're acquitted of the charges and they let you go back to your life, but they've decided to remove the trial and everything from your memory so they won't get in trouble for the careless mistake they've made. everything is normal, but in the back of your mind you can't understand what happened that day and why you remember this eyeball. this cycles through your mind at a 10 million times a minute until your brain overheats and a couple of fuses attached to your logic board short out. you then pick up screwdriver and go plucking out the eyeballs of every human you come across with blazing speed and precision. now you've been disassembled and you're nothing but a robot head sitting on a lab table, only to be studied so this little incident can be prevented with other robots. soon after, you will be shut down and your memory destroyed.

so who's fault is this? who caused your robot brain to short out and go berserk? you guessed it... your face! the entire time you thought it would be the human's fault, and of course, some part of it is, but it's mostly your face's fault for being like that. but good news! there IS a robot afterlife! just before you're shut down, they copy your virtual essence to a large database where every other robot's being goes. it's kind of like the internet, but weirder.

wait... this has nothing to do with what you're talking about. ok, bye!
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Ah, every new day, a reminder why I love you. So, but, now you have to tell me stories more often. Doh!

Brrrrrring, brrrring! Meeeow?

[love love]
pulsewidth From: pulsewidth Date: February 3rd, 2004 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)
p.s.--i was only smiling because i thought it was your poo. later that night, after finding your panties to be clean, i was sorely disappointed yet thoroughly amused.

ok, bye again!
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Ahaha damn, new evidence. I always knew you were a poop sniffer.
From: audienceandcast Date: February 3rd, 2004 04:10 am (UTC) (Link)
i love hubcaps.

i dont care what anyone says.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Then you better put a wig on one and marry it. Or at least make a new line of hubcap clothing. You could totally pimp that shit out dooood. Wear one as a hat next time we hang out.
statikcat From: statikcat Date: February 3rd, 2004 05:12 am (UTC) (Link)
what is this? i dont think i have ever seen emily wear pink =-0
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

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psssh.
lanky_bastard From: lanky_bastard Date: February 7th, 2004 06:51 am (UTC) (Link)
lanky_bastard From: lanky_bastard Date: February 3rd, 2004 06:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Sodding aliens
Haiku anti-aircraft guns
Will mow down their ships
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Do you ever dream in haiku? I bet you do, and you just don't want to tell me, because you know the cuteness of it all would make me explode. Awww, thank you Simon. I do adore him.
lanky_bastard From: lanky_bastard Date: February 4th, 2004 05:43 am (UTC) (Link)

Your LJ's a dream
And I write haikus in it
I dream in haiku
fallennothing From: fallennothing Date: February 3rd, 2004 06:50 am (UTC) (Link)
HAHA
and
Hubba hubba
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

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haha i wonder if hubcaps say that when they see another sexy hubcap.

Oh, and are you going to the alley cat this weekend?
fallennothing From: fallennothing Date: February 3rd, 2004 01:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

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i havent a clue if im going or not yet.
deadgirl1307 From: deadgirl1307 Date: February 3rd, 2004 08:54 am (UTC) (Link)
you look very amused in those pictures. i guess i would look the same if i unraped a hub cap
shehateslove From: shehateslove Date: February 4th, 2004 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)
You are too clever. And too pretty.

We should sit across from each other again soon. No awkward silence allowed.
girlsetsfire From: girlsetsfire Date: February 6th, 2004 09:38 am (UTC) (Link)

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Psssh, Danielle! [blush]

And duh, yes we should. I hope it's soon. [crosses fingers]
ilovekurtcobain From: ilovekurtcobain Date: February 7th, 2004 05:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

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hey I miss u
bluestars From: bluestars Date: February 15th, 2004 12:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
happy valentines day love
pulsewidth From: pulsewidth Date: February 17th, 2004 01:28 am (UTC) (Link)
yes... happy valentines day. better luck next year.
ironface From: ironface Date: February 19th, 2004 10:01 am (UTC) (Link)
look at you , all pretty in pink ... been a long time .
47 human choked on their own vomit and died || ...but i love you